The Very First TheGreatWhiteDope's Mecha-Blog-Zilla Mecha-Contest!

Hey, wanna do yourself some permanent neural damage and have a chance to win one of the rarest commodities even presented on this blog?

Then enter The Very First TheGreatWhiteDope's Mecha-Blog-Zilla Mecha-Contest!

Thousands will enter (yeah, right), only one will win!

You no doubt have already read my award-winning review of the 2004 direct-to-DVD modern-day classic Death 4 Told, starring Margot Kidder, Tom Savini and...me. If not, go read it and then come right back here.

I'll wait.

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Back yet? Good.

Now, here is what you have to do: post a comment on the page for my Death 4 Told review - good or bad - with your name, your blog name and its addy for a chance to win THIS:

(announcer voice) Thaaaaat's right, TGWD: it's their very own copy of the classic 2004 fright-fest Death 4 Told, starring some of the biggest names in horror: Margot Kidder! Tom Savini! And so many more! This four-story anthology will leave you scared out of your wits and wanting to see it again and again! That's Death 4 Told! Dope? (/announcer voice)

Thanks, and not only will your copy be personally autographed by one of the actors of this piece (namely: ME), but you will also receive a genuine Certificate of Authenticity from this very website proclaiming you, the lucky winner, as an official hard-as-stone cinemasochist of the highest order. And trust me: ANYONE who wants to win a copy of Death 4 Told not only has my respect, they have my sympathy.

There is a three-way catch, though: 1) you have to reside in the Continental United States to be eligible, 2) you should have a blog of some type and 3) once you win this movie, you MUST post a review on said blog of Death 4 Told as soon as possible.

Because, if you care enough to win this, then I want to get a first-hand report as to whether or not it was worth it. I'm sure I already know the answer, but hey; them's the rules. Abide.

The contest will be open until Thursday, July 29th, 2010 at 11:59 PM EST. A winner will be chosen by random on Saturday, July 31st, 2010. Only one entry per person, please.

Well, what are you waiting for? You read the rules - get crackin'!

Dope out.

- TGWD