Tomorrow's The Big Day! Happy Pre-Fifth Anniversary to Me!

Oh. Gee. You shouldn't have.

Really.

Anyway, tomorrow is a huge ginormous day in my life; I have committed to this blog for the last five years, and brought you big things, brought you small things and brought you some reviews of the most bestest and the most worstest movies ever created by a cruel world.

I even posted a few things that made you question my sanity for doing so. But still you stuck with me. And for that I thank you.

Still, that big day is tomorrow, and I will be posting a couple of very important things. One of them is a review, and the other...

...brace yourself...

is going to be...

...wait for it...

my very first...

...here it comes...

CONTEST!

Yes! I finally get off my tuckus and give you poor reading railroads a chance to win something. And not just anything but something that, if you ever loved me or cared about what I write, will cherish and place alongside your most holy relics.

You will.

An now that I have your attention, you'll just have to wait until tomorrow and see how I celebrate five years of blogging. Hang in there, baby; Thursday's coming!

Dope out.

- TGWD