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Saturday, May 9, 2009

Cassie, WTF is Your Deal? Seriously!

Whoo hoo hooo am I getting tired of this trick. Who is she? Where does she get off?! Like, huh?

First, she disappears after her "Official Girl," single went places, but then didn't. Next thing you know, she saves the side of her head, throws her hands up in the air and says "I'm a Rockstar. LOOK AT MEH!" Posts pics on Twitter, cuz everyone actually cares, right? Now, whats her latest action?

SHE'S GOT NUDE PICS, TOO!

But what differentiates her from all the other stars that have been hacked like Vanessa Hudgens, Adrienne Bailon, and now Rihanna herself, is that they actually took these pictures for a reason and one reason only: to show it to their man candies. So, I guess, if you want to take pity and say, "You knwo what? It was for their boyfriends. Whatev," then go ahead. But, you begin to wonder now. Why did Cassie take nude pics?

If you come up with a good reason, please let me know. Because I have seen these pics, and it looks like a girl that is just lying on her bed, bored as all hell, posing ruthlessly because, hey, she has a nippled chest to photog.

Tee hee heee. I'm laughing. Cassie, you are pathetic. Seriously? PATHETIC.

And this is what she has to say on her Twitter:

IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER...THAT'S REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE.

Yes, so Cassie? Get off your high horse. Nobody hacked into your computer. You really are not that important. You seem too chill about this. And its not that we haven't seen a titty and we're shocked. To be frank, we don't give a hobo's left foot. Why did you put those pics up? Thats what we're wondering. What was YOUR motive?

Right. Sorry. Pft. I forgot.

You have none. Which goes to show that you REALLY need attention. And unfortunately, you are getting it. Look! I'm writing about you now. Is this OK? Is this what you want? Good? Happy? Satisfied, my friend? Alright.

So stop it.

You're disgusting us and making a fool out of Diddy, even though we don't really mind that.

He will stomp on your bootay for this little stunt, thats a fact.

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