Trending RIGHT Now (4/21/11)

1. Heather Morris - A scientific group today claimed the first successful cloning of DNA between Eighties bombshell Heather Thomas and advertising icon Morris the Cat. Initial reaction was that the result "while fascinating, still made the casual onlooker wonder what a yellow tabby was doing in a bikini".
   
2. Johnny Cash - Even though dead, he is still being sought online more than Lady Antebellum. Coincidence?
   
3. Kirstie Alley - Yes, she's still around and she's still trying to lose weight and still trying to be relevant - but this time she's DANCING!
   
4. Jane Krakowski - I know her; she played Betty Rubble! No, that was Rosie O'Donnell. She's that hot chick on "30 Rock"! No, that's Tina Fey. I guess I don;t know her after all.
   
5. Salty cat - The first country single released by new singing sensation Heather Morris.
   

6. NBC The Voice - Can you hear it? It's saying, "bring...back...Conan...."
   
7. Fukushima evacuation - Nothing funny to add here, but how often do you get to say "Fukushima"?
   
8. Window blinds - The first thing people run for when they hear that Kirstie Alley's in town.
   
9. Cloud computing - First global warming and now this; you wouldn't believe how much binary goes into making a cumulus.
   
10. Smoking ban CDC - Today, the CDC declared unfair bias against smokers who continually denied its existence. When asked to comment, the smokers were too busy hacking up black gunk.