20 Cool Things About Rose McGowan

1. Witchcraft hasn't had a better spokesmodel since Elizabeth Montgomery.

2. As impossible as it sounds, Rose speaking Italian makes Italian an even MORE romatic language.

3. If all that's standing between her and a pole dance is a sanitized stripper pole, dozens of men would appear with anti-bacterial wipes.

4. The Agoraphobia Association of America needs to hire her as a celebrity rep pronto.

5. The only woman other than Ann-Margaret who could possibly be Ann-Margaret.

6. It took Sophia Loren, Ralph Fiennes, Susan Sarandon, Linda Fiorentino, Clara Bow, Elizabeth Taylor, Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, Jessica Lange and Ava Gardner to influence her enough to become an actress.

7. In the movie Girl, Interrupted, it took Angelina Jolie to replace her.

8. Even if you liked fish, you'd give it up in a second for her.  Admit it.

9. McDonald's wouldn't change its menu when vegetarian Rose worked there.  Have you noticed how much McDonad's is struggling lately?

10. She wore black and spent a lot of time in the library in high school. Goths WISH they were as
good-looking as she.

11. No one else could make OCD look this hot.

12. She has two Boston Terriers, making every guy in America want to own a pet store.

13. The only respected actress who can fit through a pet doorway.

14. Once he discovered her favorite color, Kermit The Frog thanked God and Jim Henson he was green.

15. Brian DePalma and Quentin Tarantino enjoy directing her, as does Robert Rodriguez.  Which goes to
show that even they have taste.

16. Never worked with Pauly Shore. Never will...well, maybe in a couple of movies, but I don't think any less of her for it - that's JUST HOW COOL she is.

17. Even Shannen Doherty can't take her place.

18. Rose was ranked #39 in Stuff Magazine's 2002 issue, "102 Sexiest Women in the World", and  #44 in Maxim Magazine's Hot 100 of 2007....which means that someone at those magazines miscounted and put her too low on their lists.

19. She knits, gardens and collects shoes, which means when she gets old enough, she'll already have "doddering old lady hobbies" ready and waiting for her.

20. In spite of having dated Marilyn Manson, she is still desirable.

Dope out.

- TGWD