Foreign Poster Atrocities #16

Hey, no one's more surprised about the on-going longevity of this series than I am.

Certainly no one's more grateful for it than I am, for certain. After all, this is (bad) art we're talking about here.

Now that Jeff is back from his tour of Ishtar, we're ready to dive into what may well be our most controversial offering yet. Enjoy!

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TGWD - Dick York's gonna kick someone's butt!

JEFF - I think he's looking for Dick Sargent.

TGWD - To have a few words.

JEFF - With his gun.

JEFF - And its bullets.

TGWD - Let off some steam, Darren!

JEFF - Looks like Endora's finally went too far this time.

TGWD - Is that a rainbow on top of his head or did he leave his toupee in the microwave too
long?

JEFF - He's following Kermit the Frog's advice and is about to make a Rainbow Connection.

JEFF - With his gun.

TGWD - And its bullets.

JEFF - Uh...

TGWD - What?

JEFF - Look...down...there.

TGWD - What do you...

TGWD - Oh.

JEFF - ...

TGWD - ...

JEFF - I, um...wow.

TGWD - PIGGYBACK RIDE!!

JEFF - What?

TGWD - justgowithmeonitokay

JEFF - Oh, yeah. Piggyback ride.

TGWD - Nothing else, just...piggyback.

JEFF - Piggyback.

TGWD - Right. Piggyback.

JEFF - whew...

JEFF - ...

TGWD - changethesubjectquick

JEFF - Uh...

TGWD - QUICK!

JEFF - This is the worst Tron: Legacy poster I've ever seen.

TGWD - Good, good.

JEFF - Maybe going into the mind of a computer isn't such a good idea after all.

TGWD - The Jaguar, huh?

JEFF - Atari Jaguar, maybe.

TGWD - It looks like only 32 bits of memory went into THIS.

JEFF - You mean 32 bits of...

TGWD - No.

JEFF - What?

TGWD - Don't say it.

JEFF - I don't know what...

TGWD - Just don't say it.

JEFF - I was only gonna say 32 bits of...

TGWD - NO!

JEFF - ...

JEFF - ram.

TGWD - I TOLD YOU!

JEFF - What???

TGWD - We're done here.

JEFF - But look at 'em!

TGWD - We're stopping.

JEFF - This is practically Brokeback Mountain here!!

TGWD - I'm sorry, folks; he....

JEFF - What have we become?!

TGWD - Will you just stop it!

JEFF - I think you've got issues.

TGWD - ...

TGWD - Shut up.

JEFF - See?!!

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I'm sorry, folks. That got real ugly real quick. Too quick.

And I'm sorry if we offended any sensibilities with our selection of poster this time out...we're saving the really offensive stuff for next Christmas - didn't mean to jump the gun.

JEFF - Ya see; More innuendo!!

Jeff! You....

Sorry; he needed more time off after #12 and never got it. You know how over-stressed some imaginary characters can get.

Well, till next time (if there is one), Dope (and Jeff) out.

- TGWD