20 Cool Things About Tommy Lee Jones

1. He doesn't have to yell to be heard - everyone listens to him, even when he whispers.

2. Clint Eastwood doesn't intimidate him.

3. All he has to do is tilt his head down a little and look at a woman: THAT'S the whole sex scene.

4. People will always call him "Tommy" or "Tommy Lee"...NEVER "Thomas".

5. He can not only make a unibrow sexy, but make other men consider having one.

6. His scowl can be comforting, while his smile is very intimidating.

7. Even with a fake badge, you imagine he could pretty much clean up any size town.

8. If he just read the ingredients on a can of chili, people would pay to listen to him.

9. The whole Western thing is more or less a given - I mean, look at him!

10. He convinced Al Gore that creating the Internet would make him look cool.

11. Not one acting class, and he still wins awards. Take that, Lee Strasberg!

12. Right now, Texas is in the process of making their motto, "We gave America Tommy Lee Jones. What have you done?"

13. Gives Harrison Ford a run for his money in the Cool Old Guy department.

14. He would have made an awesome Snake Plissken.

15. At no point in his career has he ever dated Paris Hilton.

16. Never worked with Pauly Shore. Never will.

17. He could play the veteran of just about ANY war.

18. Whenever he aims a weapon at someone, that person pretty much knows they're screwed.

19. Chuck Norris calls him up every so often for pointers.

20. The man's best friends are Willie Nelson, Gary Busey, Oliver Stone and Robert Duvall. What's not cool about that????

Dope out.

- TGWD