Monday, December 29, 2008
fail?
fail?
"la la la . . . Cherry Chapstick!"
Saturday, December 27, 2008
The Dope's NOT On DVD Roundup!
I figured this is something that a few of you out there will appreciate, if you're anything like me (if so, one strike against you). Anyway; if you are a hunter and collector of DVDs as I am, you're always wondering what is out there and what there is available to get your grubby little mitts on.
This being said, this is one Dope that is never on top of things like what is coming out and what is ready to be bought - I'm never up on just-released DVDs - SURPRISE! - but if there is one thing that I AM up on, it's the UNavailable discs.
SO.
I shall now present to you my top 10 choices of movies that, for whatever reason, licensing or whatever, are NOT available as Region 1 US DVDs commercially. PLEASE note the usage of the last five words in the previous sentence: those are crucial to the list, so don't come complaining to me that you can bootleg this or download a decent dub of that - I don't know about you, but I certainly do not condone such abhorrent activity and likewise suggest that you do not do so as well.
(and now that THAT'S over with...)
On with the list!
10. The African Queen (1951)
Okay, pick your jaw up off of the ground, I'm just as surpised with this one as you. A classic, yes. Humphrey Bogart, yes. Katherine Hepburn, yes. Directed by John Huston, yes. But as of this writing, not available on DVD. Why is anyone's guess, but I did manage to capture this quote from Wikipedia:
Take that for what it's worth, I guess.The film has been released in the United States on VHS video, but not region 1 DVD as of the present. However, a region 1 DVD is available and distributed by The Castaways Pictures and has English and Chinese subtitles available with no other features. It is not clear if this is authorized or not. While Granada International holds international rights, the underlying U.S. rights are held by CBS (whose Viacom predecessor acquired the rights from copyright holder Horizon Film Management in the 1970s, and for a time in the 1980s, 20th Century Fox had the U.S. rights until Viacom re-acquired the film in 1997).
Viacom-owned Paramount Pictures (acting on behalf of CBS, the former parent - and later a subsidiary - of Viacom) currently handles U.S. theatrical distribution rights. It can often be found on either Turner Classic Movies or pay-per-view.
Paramount has since confirmed that restoration work for region 1 is underway for future`DVD issue.
9. Brewster McCloud (1970)
A shocker, this: I simply took for granted that all of Robert Altman's films were on DVD. He certainly had quite the repertoire (M*A*S*H, Nashville, The Player, Gosford Park) and more than his share of both hits and flops, but for a film as intensely different and stunning as this one (young boy lives in the Houston Astrodome, believes he is a bird and tries to fly, leading to an amazing denouement) to not be on DVD is hard to believe. We're talking film history here, people. And Brewster McCloud isn't the ONLY film by Altman not to be on DVD. Stay tuned....
8. Let It Be (1970)
A group as influential and as volatile as The Beatles certainly makes its own history, and leaves behind a certain legacy. Some of it even filmic. This was a documentary dealing with the recording of what would be their last album together as a group. That in itself was historic. So, why no DVD release? Hard to say; could have something to do with the group members/survivors/lawyers/producers/etc. not being able to agree on distribution rights, royalties and so forth.
Me, I blame Yoko.
7. Crimewave (1985)
Sam Raimi is cool. I paid attention to him as far back as before The Evil Dead caught on and happened to catch this one on Cinemax one night. I was enthralled; it's a very bizarre comic tale of two grotesque criminals on a murder and mayhem spree and all the twists and turns therein. This was Raimi's first experience with a big studio and their interference on this film almost resulted in the thing never being finished and/or distributed. Somehow, it got a DVD release in Europe and other regions, just not here. Boo, studio suits. Boo.
6. Godzilla 1985 (1984)
Yeah, I know: a Godzilla movie that isn't on DVD in the States! What's the deal with that? For one thing, for as bad as the movie itself was (and it WAS bad, trust me on that), it was much better in its original, Japanese, non Raymond-Burr version, as many will attest the original 1954 Gojira was. Whatever the case, this is one DVD that is readily available everywhere else BUT here. Unless you got your VHS tape of it way back when, you may have to bum that streaky, static-laced, wrinkled-in-spots tape off a Godzilla-happy pal of yours to see Big Green raid again.
5. The Man Who Wasn't There (1983)
What's this? What is a stupid 3-D slapstick comedy doing lumped in with the likes of Robert Altman, John Huston and Godzilla? Well, just like them, this is one of the many films that never again saw the light of day after its initial release. This sappy Canadian excuse for a tax-shelter dodge not only had questionable comedy but also the likes of a boxer-wearing Steve Guttenberg (a year before Police Academy rescued his career, so to speak), a Russian-accented Jeffrey Tambor and several recognizable Canadian character actors in tow, complete with a climactic wedding where the invisible bride and groom suddenly turn visible and slink off to their limo starkers while the wedding assemblage laughs and applauds.
They were the only ones, brother. But still, if Shark Boy and Lava Girl can get a DVD....
4. North (1994)
Another baddie, and by Rob Reiner, of all people. Yeah, he made good films like When Harry Met Sally, The Princess Bride, Sleepless in Seattle and Misery, but also this treacly tripe of a perfect young boy (the usually perfect Elijah Wood) who divorces his parents and goes on a world-wide, star-studded search for new parents. And Bruce Willis appears several times throughout to offer sage advice. Not a winning combination for a good movie, and it did very bad business and got even worse word-of-mouth. But that doesn't always negate a pressing to DVD; just look at your lineup at the local video store. Some will just get the DVD to see if it really is that bad. And I can't say I'd blame them.
3. Penn & Teller Get Killed (1989)
Yes, that Penn and Teller. Directed by Arthur Penn (no relation to Penn Jillette). This is one oddball of a movie, but also one that I can very much see The Bad Boys of Magic having a great time writing, filming and starring in. And also the first time many of you will get to hear Teller speak! Right there is a good reason to put in on DVD! It is weird, be warned, and does follow through on the initial premise set forth by its title, but it is also something you have to see to believe. Is that a recommendation for anyone out there? Hmmm....
2. So Fine (1981)
Many of you my age (40s) will recognize that title if you saw any of the movie channels. It played almost daily in a loop from HBO to Cinemax to The Movie Channel to Showtime and back again. Starring Ryan O'Neal (who's never been finnier since), Jack Warden and Richard Kiel (!) in a comedy about jeans with a transparent seat, this was Andrew Bergman's debut directing turn and worth every laugh (he wrote, too) and it's criminal this never got a release on DVD! Ever! I know; you don't have to tell me! Sheesh!!
1. Vibes (1988)
Another oddball, not only was this written by Ron Howard film stalwarts Lowell Ganz and Babaloo Mandel, it also starred Jeff Goldblum and was the feature debut of Cyndi Lauper - they play psychics who are recruited by a shady character (played by no less than Peter Falk!) to find a lost city of gold in South America. It's all-out comedy, but one that never clicked, onscreen or with its audience. Everyone seems to be off somewhat, but that's not the worse thing a comedy can do - it certainly commits no other worse crimes than that - and STILL has not been seen outside of its initial release on VHS. Maybe Goldblum paid someone off...?
And so there you go: ten of 'em. 10. Five plus five.
Are any of them worth putting on DVD? One or two, maybe - but all of them? Probably not, but look at all the copies of White Chicks and Assault of the Killer Bimbos littering the shelves out there. Is it asking too much to see at least ONE copy of The African Queen?
I think not.
My public service for the day is done. If this goes well and gets a good response, I may do this every so often. We'll see, you know how I am about these things.
Dope out.
-TGWD
Hoopla! Hoopla! Read all about it!
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
The Blog Before Christmas...
And on my PC
Was a white blogging page
Staring blankly at me.
"What should I write on,"
I wondered aloud.
"Should I do something different,
Or follow the crowd?
"I could talk about movies
Like so often before,
Or rant on stupidity
And become a huge bore.
"Maybe comment on people,
Their foibles and faults,
Or post a review
From back in my vaults...."
Then all of a sudden,
My thick neural matter
Got hit with a thought
So hard that it splattered.
The idea was so good
and original too,
How could it miss:
I'll blog about YOU!
Yes you, faithful reader,
Who keeps coming here
And reading my Dopeyness,
Year after year.
From my first film review
To my rants and my fears,
And YouTube disco vids
Coming out of my ears -
You all stuck there with me,
Through thick and through thin,
And kept up my spirit
When things looked real dim.
Even Andrew, my pal,
Who gave me a domain
And advice ever-useful;
Of pals, he's my main!
And Patrick, your postings
Are always a hoot.
A good friend you are,
And great blogger, to boot!
There's some out there, though,
Only nastiness give;
But the 'Net's a big place,
So live and let live.
For those of you readers
I've forgotten to thank,
Good wishes and tidings
You may take to the bank.
So as you celebrate tomorrow
With presents and cheer,
Here's wishing you good things
Into the new year.
Now hear me exclaim
As I wrap up this post:
Happy Holidays to all,
And to all a good...nost.
...so I fizzled out at the end - at least I finished it.
Whatever you celebrate tomorrow, may you have a good one, may all your friends and relatives be well and may you enjoy and appreciate what you have.
Dope out.
-TGWD
I wonder if Bobby Hundreds has ever heard Cocaine In The Back Of The Ride by UGK?
wash my dick in the sink
then buy a 40 from store from the godamn chink!
UGK - Cocaine In The Back Of The Ride
The original superior version from The Southern Way in 1988, natch'.
Perhaps if he had he might not be so eager to lace Bun B with a plethora of free Hundreds gear and hook up with him for an inevitable t-shirt collaboration :
Every southern rapper pays lip service to UGK's influence on them nowadays, but it's worth remembering that Bun originated frosty race relations towards our brothers from the far-east a good 3 years before Ice Cube on Death Certificate.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
I <3 michael k.
I love dlisted so much and I think this picture is amazing.
ps -- that pic isn't of michael k. this is michael k
I <3 michael k.
I love dlisted so much and I think this picture is amazing.
ps -- that pic isn't of michael k. this is michael k
Monday, December 22, 2008
this is really funny to me
below is a really funny commercial. please watch (it's only 40 seconds). I had NO idea where this was going or what it was an ad for until the last 3 seconds.
I'll do a post later of some of my favorite commercials! that will be fun
this is really funny to me
below is a really funny commercial. please watch (it's only 40 seconds). I had NO idea where this was going or what it was an ad for until the last 3 seconds.
I'll do a post later of some of my favorite commercials! that will be fun
ΤΑ ΚΑΛΥΤΕΡΑ ΤΟΥ 2008
Top-50 SINGLES
01. DUFFY “Mercy”
02. CELINE DION “Eyes on me”
03. KWAN “Tainted love”
04. LADY GAGA "Poker face"
05. MATTAFIX “Living Darfur”/ BEYONCE "Single ladies (Put a ring on it)"
06. CYNDI LAUPER “Into the nightlife”
07. KYLIE MINOGUE “The one (Freemasons radio mix)”
08. COLDPLAY “Viva la vida”
09. NE-YO “Closer”
10. DONNA SUMMER “Stamp your feet”
11. LIZZ WRIGHT “My heart”
12. OFFER NISSIM feat. MAYA “Love (Original mix)”
13. DUFFY “Stepping stone”
14. MADONNA “Give it 2 me”
15. P!NK “So what”
16. DUFFY “Rain on your parade”
17. CRUSH 5 “Striptease”
18. SONNY J “Handsfree (If you hold my hand)”
19. KINGS OF LEON “Sex on fire”
20. MARIA MENA “Just hold me”
21. JANET JACKSON “Feedback”
22. SARAH MCLACHLAN “U want me 2”
23. THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS “When I grow up”/ LADY GAGA "Just dance"
24. MOBY “Disco lies”
25. JAMES BLUNT “I really want you”
26. ERIC PRYDZ “Pjanoo”
27. JEM “It’s amazing”
28. KELLY ROWLAND “Work (Freemasons mix)”
29. KANYE WEST “Love lockdown”
30. KAT DE LUNA “Whine up”
31. CELINE DION “My love”
32. KERLI “Love is dead”
33. SAMANTHA FOX “Midnight lover”
34. THE VERVE “Love is noise”
35. JENNIFER HUDSON “Spotlight”
36. JAMES MORRISON & NELLY FURTADO “Broken strings”
37. ALESHA DIXON “The boy does nothing”
38. DAN WILSON “Breathless”
39. COLDPLAY “Violet hill”
40. THE TING TINGS “Shut up and let me go”
41. SINIK feat. JAMES BLUNT “Je realise (I’ll take everything)”
42. LENNY KRAVITZ “I’ll be waiting”
43. KYLIE AULDIST “No use”
44. GABRIELLA CILMI “Don’t wanna go to bed now”
45. THE RASMUS “Livin’ in the world without you”
46. THE LAST SHADOW PUPPETS “Standing next to me”
47. SCHILLER “Let me love you”
48. ALPHABEAT “Fascination”
49. YOAV “Beautiful lie”
50. EMILIANA TORRINI “Jungle drum”
TOP-30 GREEK SINGLES
01. TAMTA feat. STEREO MIKE «Σε όποιον αρέσει»
02. ΑΝΝΑ ΒΙΣΣΗ «Το παρελθόν μου»
03. ΣΑΚΗΣ ΡΟΥΒΑΣ «+Σε θέλω»
04. ΕΛΕΩΝΟΡΑ ΖΟΥΓΑΝΕΛΗ «Έλα»
05. ΚΑΛΟΜΟΙΡΑ «Secret combination»
06. ΤΑΜΤΑ «Μια στιγμή εσύ & εγώ»
07. ΔΕΣΠΟΙΝΑ ΒΑΝΔΗ «Αγάπη»
08. ΓΙΩΡΓΟΣ ΣΑΜΠΑΝΗΣ «Σ’αφήνω στον επόμενο»
09. ΜΑΝΤΩ «Δως μου λόγο να σωθώ»
10. ΖΩΗ ΠΑΠΑΔΟΠΟΥΛΟΥ «Τατουάζ»
11. ΜΙΧΑΛΗΣ ΧΑΤΖΗΓΙΑΝΝΗΣ «Έτσι σε θέλω»
12. ΑΛΚΗΣΤΙΣ ΠΡΩΤΟΨΑΛΤΗ «Πάμε Χαβάη»
13. STAVENTO «Μέσα σου»
14. ΑΛΚΗΣΤΙΣ ΠΡΩΤΟΨΑΛΤΗ «Έλα για λίγο»
15. ΝΑΤΑΣΣΑ ΜΠΟΦΙΛΙΟΥ «Σ’έχω βρει και σε χάνω»
16. ΕΛΕΥΘΕΡΙΑ ΑΡΒΑΝΙΤΑΚΗ «Τον έρωτα ρωτάω»
17. ΤΑΜΤΑ «Έλα στο ρυθμό»
18. MONIKA «Over the hill»
19. ROSEBLEED «Until next time»
20. ΕΛΛΗ ΚΟΚΚΙΝΟΥ «Είσαι ό,τι θέλω»
21. ΜΑΡΙΑ ΙΑΚΩΒΟΥ «Δως μου μια βραδιά»
22. ΕΛΕΝΑ ΠΑΠΑΡΙΖΟΥ «Πυροτεχνήματα»
23. ΜΙΧΑΛΗΣ ΧΑΤΖΗΓΙΑΝΝΗΣ «Εμείς οι δυο σαν ένα»
24. ΔΕΣΠΟΙΝΑ ΒΑΝΔΗ «Η γη και η σελήνη»
25. ΜΑΡΙΑ ΙΑΚΩΒΟΥ «Μαύρα μεσάνυχτα»
26. ΚΩΣΤΑΣ ΜΑΡΤΑΚΗΣ «Φίλα με»
27. ΔΗΜΗΤΡΑ ΜΑΣΤΟΡΙΔΟΥ & ΤΖΩΡΤΖΙΑ ΚΕΦΑΛΑ «Άνοιξη θα μπει»
28. ΔΗΜΗΤΡΗΣ ΚΟΡΓΙΑΛΑΣ «Το σ’αγαπώ»
29. STAVENTO feat. SHAYA «Πριν σε γνωρίσω (Τα κακώς κείμενα)»
30. ΝΙΚΟΣ ΟΙΚΟΝΟΜΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ «Όλα για σένα»
Top-50 ALBUMS
01. NATALIA CLAVIER “Nectar”
02. DUFFY “Rockferry”
03. LENKA “Lenka”
04. THE KILLERS “Day & Age”
05. JAMES MORRISON “Songs for You, Truths for Me”
06. P!NK “Funhouse”
07. GUNS N’ ROSES “Chinese Democracy”
08. TRAVIS “Ode to J.Smith”
09. COLDPLAY “Viva La Vida Or Death and All His Friends”
10. SARAH BRIGHTMAN “Symphony”
11. MY MORNING JACKET “Evil Urges”
12. HEATHER NOVA “The Jasmine Flower”
13. PORTISHEAD “Third”
14. NATASHA BEDINGFIELD “Pocketful of Sunshine”
15. THE LAST SHADOW PUPPETS “The Age of the Understatement”
16. CYNDI LAUPER “Bring Ya to the Brink”
17. R.E.M. “Accelerate”
18. JOAN OSBORNE “Little Wild One”
19. JILL TRACY “The Bittersweet Constrain”
20. LIZZ WRIGHT “The Orchard”
21. EMILIANA TORRINI “Me and Armini”
22. MARIAH CAREY “E=MC²”
23. MYLENE FARMER “Point de Suture”
24. TRACY CHAPMAN “Our Bright Future”
25. M83 “Saturdays=Youth”
26. MOBY “Last Night”
27. KATE RYAN “Free”
28. STEREO MC’S “Dubble Bubble”
29. TAIO CRUZ “Departure”
30. JAMES “Hey Ma”
31. NATASHA ST-PIER “Natasha St-Pier”
32. STAIND “The Illusion of Progress”
33. ALANIS MORISSETTE “Flavors of Entanglement”
34. OFFER NISSIM “Happy People”
35. THIEVERY CORPORATION “Radio Retaliation”
36. ALPHABEAT “This Is Alphabeat”
37. SARAH CONNOR “Sexy As Hell”
38. LENNY KRAVITZ “It Is Time for A Love Revolution”
39. JEWEL “Perfectly Clear”
40. BRITNEY SPEARS “Circus”
41. JEM “Down to Earth”
42. DAVID COOK “David Cook”
43. DONNA SUMMER “Crayons”
44. TAKE THAT “The Circus”
45. MOBILE “Tales from the City”
46. SIA “Some People Have Real Problems”
47. THE TING TINGS “We Started Nothing”
48. GOLDFRAPP “Seventh Tree”
49. LADYHAWKE “Ladyhawke”
50. TINDERSTICKS “The Hungry Saw”
Top-15 GREEK ALBUMS
01. ΕΛΕΥΘΕΡΙΑ ΑΡΒΑΝΙΤΑΚΗ “Και τα Μάτια κι η Καρδιά”
02. ΑΝΝΑ ΒΙΣΣΗ “Απαγορευμένο”
03. ΜΑΝΤΩ “Μαντώ ΙΙ”
04. MONIKA “Avatar”
05. ΝΑΤΑΣΣΑ ΜΠΟΦΙΛΙΟΥ “Μέχρι το Τέλος”
06. ΕΛΕΝΗ ΠΕΤΑ “Στείλε Σήμα”
07. ΖΩΗ ΠΑΠΑΔΟΠΟΥΛΟΥ “Τατουάζ”
08. ΚΑΙΤΗ ΓΑΡΜΠΗ “Καινούργια Εγώ”
09. ΓΙΩΡΓΟΣ ΣΑΜΠΑΝΗΣ “Χαράματα”
10. ΜΑΡΙΑ ΙΑΚΩΒΟΥ “Μαύρα Μεσάνυχτα”
11. ΔΗΜΗΤΡΗΣ ΚΟΡΓΙΑΛΑΣ “Τα Κουτιά Είναι Κουφά”
12. ASTYPLAZ “Bi”
13. ΕΛΕΩΝΟΡΑ ΖΟΥΓΑΝΕΛΗ “Έλα”
14. ΜΙΧΑΛΗΣ ΧΑΤΖΗΓΙΑΝΝΗΣ “7”
15. STAVENTO “Σήμερα το Γιορτάζω”
ΤΑ ΞΕΝΑ ΑΛΜΠΟΥΜ-ΑΠΟΓΟΗΤΕΥΣΗ ΤΟΥ 2008 (όλοι οι καλοί χωράνε:-))
DANITY KANE "Welcome to the dollhouse"
ALESHA DIXON "The Alesha show"
THE OFFSPRING "Rise and fall, rage and grace"
DIDO "Safe trip home"
REAMONN "Reamonn"
ANASTACIA "Heavy rotation"
SARAH BRIGHTMAN "A winter symphony"
SHARLEEN SPITERI "Melody"
MADONNA "Hard candy"
ΤΑ ΕΛΛΗΝΙΚΑ ΑΛΜΠΟΥΜ-ΑΠΟΓΟΗΤΕΥΣΗ ΤΟΥ 2008
- ΑΠΟΣΤΟΛΙΑ ΖΩΗ "Με το χέρι στην καρδιά"
- ΕΛΕΝΑ ΠΑΠΑΡΙΖΟΥ "Βρίσκω το λόγο να ζω"
- C:REAL "Ινβάιν"
- ΣΑΡΜΠΕΛ "Κάτι σαν εσένα"
- ΣΑΚΗΣ ΡΟΥΒΑΣ "Ήρθες"
- ΧΡΗΣΤΟΣ ΔΑΝΤΗΣ "Εκτός τροχιάς"
- ΝΙΚΟΣ ΟΙΚΟΝΟΜΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ "Άκουσα..."
- ΓΙΑΝΝΗΣ ΧΡΙΣΤΟΔΟΥΛΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ "Χίλια χρόνια μετά"
- ΗΡΩ "Αλλάζω"
- ΡΑΛΛΙΑ ΧΡΗΣΤΙΔΟΥ "Μόνο μια νύχτα: Live"
PS: Για τα ΚΑΛΥΤΕΡΑ ΤΟΥ 2007 πατήστε εδώ
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Hmmm...wha? Oh, uh...Merry Christmas!
So where did the time go? Same place it went last year, just a whole lot faster.
I guess it would be nice of me to wish all of you a happy and healthy holiday, no matter whether you choose to celebrate Christmas or not. At least have a nice December 25th.
And just to show how much I love you, here is a gift I made all by myself for you.
It's a little video I made a few years ago to celebrate the season.
...Okay, so I re-gifted. It's called recycling! It's not easy bein' green!
Dope out.
-TGWD
jingle jamz
mother fantasy sent me a link to this streaming mix from npr at the SAME TIME i was searching for christmas playlist suggestions. must be the maternal bond. so, check it out it's really good and will suit all sorts of musical tastes. oh and also it tells you what all the songs are in case you want to download any or are just curious. i like to listen to it while i'm baking.
jingle jamz
mother fantasy sent me a link to this streaming mix from npr at the SAME TIME i was searching for christmas playlist suggestions. must be the maternal bond. so, check it out it's really good and will suit all sorts of musical tastes. oh and also it tells you what all the songs are in case you want to download any or are just curious. i like to listen to it while i'm baking.
Gifs which sum up the feelings of self-pwnage you experience...
The Act itself :
The Realisation :
The Confliction :
The Anger :
The Resignation :
Slick Rick - I Shouldn't Have Done It
Thursday, December 18, 2008
MrChiCity >>>>> Neil Strauss
The Game done stopped and shit done flip-flopped and now Youtube videos detailing how keeping your refridgerator stocked with a myriad of different food & drink to accomodate the many types of different bitch out there are sittin' on top.
"Yeah, Becky, i got fuckin' Snapples.."
Kill all prior expectations about the fairer sex, dunns, and peep the new player-code via MrChiCity. You thought you knew but you had no idea. Ayo, kid, your kitchen game is wack - step your Perrier and Pringles game up. Peep real game :
"The green-tea, man - that's for the holistic, you know, vegetarian, i don't eat meat and i'm real earthy, y'know, fuckin' Erykah Badu chicks and of course, n*ggas, for the real 'hood chicks - BAM, i got a drawer of Kool Aid, n*gga, what flavour you want?.."
UGK ft. UGK & Project Pat - Sippin' On Some Syrup
Stay sippin' in heaven, Pimp C, while us mere mortals pray at the tabernacle of MrChiCity to study his teachings so a world of new pu$$y will open up to us as if it were a magnificent clam. Word to Woody Allen.
Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
romantic comedies = ruins life
god, I hate it in movies when they see each other or meet each other and then after 1 hour they're like "i love you." fuck that noise. I'm talking to you,
and
although I do watch French Kiss whenever it's on tv. in its entirety. don't judge me.
one day in the future I'll make a feminism 101 post about how disney movies fuck up children, too. (I love you Little Mermaid, but how the fuck you gonna tell little girls that they only way to get their man and fall in love is to give up their voice and only use their body? so messed up)
ps let's make a list of good realistic relationship movies.
2. High Fidelity (wait is this a fake-real relationship movie?)
3. Annie Hall
4. idk any more post your contribution
pps kd remember when you were dating starfish and you were like "come over and we'll bake cookies and watch love actually" and he was like "you're moving too fast."