Volcano jokes

Why have volcanoes changed the nature of the internet?

Because there was an e-ruption

Why aren't there any births in Iceland?

Because it's full of geysers

Who's a volcano's favourite entertainer?

Dame Etna Everidge

What's a volcanoes' favourite food?

Molten Mowbray Pork Pies

by Hadrian 'Dame Etna Everidge' Ward