please never say "lower pouch sag" ever again, ty

minute :19 for your viewing (dis)pleasure

fyi -- this is an ab workout commercial. there's another ab workout commercial that I fucking hateeee, the one where it starts w/ this roofie'd out chick who looks into space and says ... "I ... love... my abdominals."  hold up I'm gonna try and find it ---

oh god, here it is. please just watch the first 7 seconds.