Kaka U Akbah

One imagines this t-shirt is gonna be a highly collectable item in years to come so snap up the remaining 8 while there's still the chance, folks.

Thank fuck that's all over, eh? As Derek McGovern quipped in The Mirror when the story first broke : Manchester City are a club that a player with ambition leaves, not joins. That might just be the realest shit the bitter scouse crap-tipster ever wrote.

Still, at least Man City got Bellamy (14 fucking million!) yesterday to soften the blow. A player so tempremental he makes Anelka look like a selfless and humble Giggsian style veteran and so spectacularly injury prone even Michael Owen looks at him and asks Who's the kid with the gimpy legs? A shrewd buy, Sparky. I'm sure Mourinho will appreciate a player of the calibre of Bellamy when he takes over at the Eastlands this summer.

Brand Nubian - Allah U Akbar