Let's Talk About: . . . Porn

The first time I watched porn, I was about thirteen? I was never really uncomfortable with looking at a female/males body. Yeah, it never irked me, you know? But engaging in sexual activity had me perplexed. My cousin, who was fifteen at the time was visiting from Maryland. He was staying for a good two weeks and we had so much fun. Then one night while everyone else was sleeping, because I am a late night person and so was he, we were watching TV, flipping through channels and nothing was giving us anything! So, he took the remote from me and switched it Cinemax. (-_-) If you know Cinemax, you know better than to watch at night. Around 10. Because that's when the freaks come out. At first I was all, "Ricky! Change the channel!" And I was mortified. The blonde chick was riding the guy mega hard! I was dumbstruck! But Ricky wasn't having it. "This is the good shit! Just watch. It's not a big deal!" I was type embarrassed. If I was a shade lighter than my hot chocolate complexion, I would have been as red as a tomato. So we're lying on the pillows we have stacked on my floor and we are just watching. Ricky is all, "Damn, she's a good one." And he's enjoying it. I'm clenching the pillow and just watching. And at first it was really freaking me out. The moaning and the rough tap action that was engaging in front of my very innocent eyes! But an hour in, I was intrigued. So this was sex!


Two nights later, when Ricky, his fam and me and my fam were eating dinner around the table, I whispered, "Are they gonna show that sex stuff again tonight?" Ricky tried not to laugh and whispered, "Yeah, cuz. SMH Look at you! All curious and stuff." There goes the blush again. I was curious. So after that, we started watching porn on a regular. And through the years, I have seen my fair share of porn. I've seen many categories. Some grossed me out, some kept me watching, some made me question myself (HAHAAA!) but I've seen it.


See, I don't hate porn. I fell off the truck a long time ago. I do not watch it on a regular, and if it pops up on TV, you won't catch me watching it. Why? Because most people watch porn because a) they need to know what to do in the bedroom, the pool, the kitchen counter . . . you catch my drift. They want to know how to (excuse my french) suck a dick, eat a pussy, ride a dick, hit it from the back, do the cowgirl, flip her around, use a dildo, bump cooches . . . they wanna know so that when they DO engage in such activity, they don't look stupid and unexperienced! b) They aren't getting action for themselves and they need something to turn them on. Get them heated so they can play with themselves. Yes. Masturbation. c) Men watch porn because they love women and they love seeing and hearing the pleasure women receive. Absolutely understandable!


So, with that being said, a) I won't need any tips as of right now. I pretty much have asked (Because I'm not afraid to) and I've seen enough and have heard what a guy wants to get off. b) Porn doesn't turn me on. Too fake. What DOES turn me on is love scenes in movies. Because, its like, the characters have gone through a lot just to get to that lovely scene. To be together, to make that love. That is sexy and lovely all together! That turns me on and thinking of someone that has done great things to get ME off. So porn, you don't do it. c) Once again, UNDERSTANDABLE!


Sometimes porn is necessary. Who wants to be lame about it? Its not disgusting. If the situation calls for it, I'll pop a porno in. No prob. If I'm with my guy and we watch a porno, God help me. I'm getting molested that night. I guarantee. It gives you an urge. If, let's say, I werent' a virgin and I wanted to ride my man for the first time, I would pop a porno in, she how she does it. Shit, he would love that! If you resent porn because you think it demeans females . . . seriously? Wake up. Pop one in. If you're not the type that masturbates (Its good for a girl to masturbate. You need to know you hoohaa!), wtf. Pop a porno in. There are many masturbating pornos out there.


If you can read a Zane book with no problem, then you can watch a porn. They have storylines too! Most of them weak and unrealistic, kinda like Zane's books (no offense but sometimes I can't read some stories she writes. These women are so . . . lame! And the men are so . . . cliche!) but it can help you get offfff. Promise.