Martorial elegance # 33

Here at The Martorialist we employ a crack team of photographers who live and die by the creed of Streetz Iz Watchin' as they go about their civilian business. Hell, right this very moment we've got 2 seasoned photojournalists who started their careers in 'Nam working around the clock in deepest Runcorn to get to the bottom of the how, where and why emo kids circa '07 started wearing McKenzie shellsuit bottoms. But Martorialist snapper # 1.5 Killa Barratt has finally solved the most troubling question of modern times : just who exactly is buying up all the Makavelli Branded gear from TK Maxx? Please believe the sartorial Loch Ness monster has been spotted on dry-land, ladeez 'n' gentz :





Who'd have thunk one of the key tenets for practioners of Thug Life would be shopping for Couscous? I wonder if Heaven got a ghetto for moistened semolina wheat and finely ground wheat flour?

I never did like that rapist 2pac (© Fat Lace); a bitchmade version of 'face who ruined Death Row and rhymed hennessey with enemies more times than Busy Bee kicked the stickball bat line. That said, even the most staunch hataz like a few 'pac joints. They usually tend to be the Me Against The World era tunes like Old School or the 2 tracks Easy Mo Bee did. Not me, though, as I primarily fuck with Pour Out A Little Liquor, How Do You Want It? with KCI & JoJo (which would be at least a trillion times better as a KCI & JoJo song instead) and, the best shit he did by a Usain Bolt run mile, 2 Of Americaz Most Wanted with Snoop :



Used to dig Ambitionz Az A Ridah too (Daz was a beast behind the boards from '94 - '97-ish), but the original became superfluous after both Cam and Wayne respectively jacked the beat for their own songs. But i suppose you could say the same for any 2pac song anyone later beatjacked really, right?