smile w/ your eyes, tyra

you have got to be kidding me. the ny times mag this week has a major article on tyra banks and whether or not she is the next oprah or martha, and blah blah it is boring. but! it shows some of the 275 smiles (seriously) that tyra claims to have mastered.

(click to see the beautiful glorious ravishing exquisite smiles bigger)

and it includes the infamous "smile with your eyes" compared to "smiling w/o your eyes"

oh man. tyra is SO my favorite person to hate. but, I actually hate her. she loves herself enough for everybody in the world. fucking cunt rag.