why isn't this just called the dita von teese fanclub blog?

I <3 matching lipstick and dresses. If I had the money to get my dresses tailor-made or whatever (ew saying tailor-made makes me think of std-ridden new york and pussy fuck tailor made and how they have gross kisses), then I would totally match my lipstick to my dresses every day. here is dita going into the elie saab fashion show (and below she is going to the gaultier one -- where she walked the runway)