Filipino Frank : what happened next

Since our post about Immortal Technique and Filipino Frank proved to be popular, we decided to find out what exactly happened to Frank after his ill-fated suicide attempt. Turns out he's still alive, out of the mental ward, living off some kind of lavish military discharge pension in Florida and back posting on UGHH.com under a veritable smorgasbord of usernames.

But the obligations attendent on rap message board legends known for beating up underground rappers in front of their own fans are no joke; fellow posters can be a fickle bunch and, really, how can you ever top headbutting Immortal Technique and then kicking him down the stairway entrance to Fat Beats NYC? Well, you could use your new found freetime and wealth to procure the services of 'net whores, pregnant hookers and trannies, and then film them as Frank is now doing on the UGHH.com general discussion board. We haven't watched any of them as we saw Frank's chipolata dick enough times when he'd spam the board with pictures of it and we need to see it again like we need extra wisdom teeth, but you've gotta admit that his ruminations on the appeal of trannies is, at the very least, interesting :

"I don’t know if im gay or not. Ive paid 35 regular hooker girls in my life. And fucked 45 girls in my life. And 1 tranny. Im not sure if im gay or not. Im going through a sexual crisis. But I loved fucking that tranny. It gave me peace. It felt so good and amazing that a girl that good looking has a cock. Im fucking fascinated by that."



If you really must investigate his first, pun very much intended, full-blown tranny experience then you can find it here. Even the account of it posted was a little too graphic for us to not skim through but the we're kinda feelin' the smoothness of the post-coital transaction :

"I pop a smoke in my room. She comes out fully dressed. I go to the microwave where I stashed the 200 bucks then I give it to her."

Luckily, Frank's slide into depravity has also yielded some slightly non gay Youtube friendly video footage where he chronicles his relationship with some Janis Soprano lookin' Wildebeest called Iris from the time they chat on webcam, to her making a 2 hour flight to Florida for sex, to her inevitable rambling nutjob break-up phone messages :









You ol' heartbreaker, you. Frank, you've knocked out a rapper and sucked the cock of another man for internet lulz, now it's time to fulfill your destiny by combining the two incidents : fly to New York, find famed Vordul snuffer Will High and have sex with him.



You can fight politically naive rappers, but you can't fight fate, Frank. Go forth, warrior.

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