All Hail Buffalax!

CAUTION: this post , while mostly NSFW as far as some of the translations within go, will probably make you laugh so loud that you wake up people in the neighboring state.

I know that many of you probably already delight in surfing YouTube and all the weirdness therein. And believe me; if you haven't found anything weird on YouTube, you just aren't surfing hard enough.

In fact, there are a few of these videos that are so unusual that they could only have come from a foreign country. Like, say, Germany or India.

Which brings me to Buffalax.

Who?

Buffalax is an individual who has taken certain "music" videos from the aforementioned countries and, upon listening to them, took it upon himself to translate them; that is, put English lyrics on them according to what it SOUNDS LIKE they're singing. This, of course, makes the videos even funnier; seeing these singers enthusiastically singing about utter nonsense.

And bless Buffalax for that.

You are all no doubt already familiar with his translation of the Golimar/Girly Man/Indian Michael Jackson video:



But I'm sure you need to meet Dschinghis Khan, a German pop group who sings "Moskau":



...a self-titled ditty ("Dschinghis Khan")...



...and "Hadschi Halef Omar".



Here's Swedish singer Bass Hunter singing "Boten Anna"...



And the finishing touch, An Indian music video that's supposed to be an ad for an Indian Wal-Mart, so they say. I just don't know....



Sorry for any side stitches, seizures, gasping for breath and sore faces from laughing that any of this caused, but don't blame me: blame Buffalax.

Yeah; it's all Buffalax's fault.

Dope out.

-TGWD