MEGAFORCE!

Sorry for shouting, but I've been watching MEGAFORCE!

A cool movie, this MEGAFORCE; directed by Hal Needham in-between Burt Reynolds movies and starring a post-Rocky Horror/pre-"Spin City" Barry Bostwick and a post-anything Persis Khambatta (she was the bald chicky in Star Trek: The Motion Picture).

But anyway, MEGAFORCE has everything a bad movie lover (like me) could ever want: explosions, stupid dialogue, inane roamtic interest, every vehicle known to man either jumping over something, exploding loudly, shooting off missles and/or scratched-on lasers or racing across a salt flat.

And unless I'm mistaken, at one point or another during MEGAFORCE, everyone is wearing spandex.

Relax, though; it's not out on DVD so don't bother putting it on your Netflix queue. Just start scouring flea markets, yard sales and going-out-of-business video stores.

Now.

Right now! GO!!

Oh but before you do, watch this clip from MEGAFORCE and multiply it times 19,000. That's the whole movie.



You're welcome.

Dope out.

-TGWD