Are You Excited, Precious?

Are you?  Well, are you, precious??

Is it getting closer, precious?

Is it actually a physical reality that it is coming in the foreseeable future, precious?

Are we ready for the inevitable flame-wars between action geeks, movie fanboys and Tolkien purists on every movie board known to man, precious?

..We're not?

Well then, maybe this precious can convince you, precious...?

 

YO YO YO!  WHERE MY HOBBITS AT???!

ONE! TWO! THREE! TO DA FO', TO DA SIX,

YOU BE JONESIN' FO YA FIX ON THE NEW HOBBIT PICS!

YOU SALIVATIN', GETTIN' YO BILBO ON?!

WE ROCKIN' DA SHIRE FROM THE DUSK TO DA DAWN!

WE GOT ELROND! LEGOAS! SARUMAN HEAH!

WE GOT SMAUG WITH HIS BIG A** UP IN THE AIR!

GALADRIEL! GOLLUM! THEY ALL BE DA SAME!

AND 13 SHORT DWARVES; I DON'T KNOW THEY NAMES!

THEY ALL STRAIGHT-UP FIGHTIN', THEY ALL KNOW DA SCORE!

MY HOMEBOY JACKSON BE DIRECTIN'; WHAT YOU WANNA KNOW?

THEY BRINGIN' DA SWORDS! THEY BRINGIN' DA HURT!

THEY BRINGIN' BRIAN BLESSED?  WOO! SPOILER ALERT!!!

YOU HANG ONTO YO RINGZ TILL DECEMBER NEXT YEAR!

CUZ DA HOBBIT IS ALMOST KINDA CLOSE TO BEIN' UP HEAH!

WORD!  OAKTOWN!!

I can't be any more succinct than that, precious.

Goll...uh, Dope out.

- TGWD