Porn is dull.

Well, apart from the clip i saw of Nailin' Palin, obviously.

But porn, in general, is something that was only ever good before the free-for-all of anything-goes perversion that the 'net has provided for us. Real porn was soggy scraps of stuck together pages of Club International found down your nearest woods that you and your accomplaces tried to piece together or grainy vhs cassette tapes of dodgy 70's European porn involving burly handlebar-moustached men in jailhouses which your mate found in the suitcase that his dad was looking after for a friend who'd just split from his wife or scrambled German softcore porn on Sky after 11 'o clock where, in all honestly, you probably rubbed one out to a pair of elbows which you thought were a pair of tits.

So, it's in this spirit that i bring you this vintage no-frills porn involving low-budget tinned supermarket food and a paddling pool :





Now that's real erotica for you.