Happy William Shatner's Birthday!

I'm sorry; I couldn't hear you over the sound of how awesome this guy's birthday is.

Here we have a man who not only was a Starship Captain AND Admiral, a policeman, frequent traveler to The Twilight Zone, nutty lawyer, cranky dad who says particular swear words and one of the saltiest examples of exported Canadian ham but also a spokesman for margarine, automobiles, low-cost travel options and I'm sure of a few Canadian supermarket openings. Hey, why not; I'm sure he feels he owes his fellow Canucks a favor every so often.

And at 80 years, I don't believe he feels the need to slow down any time soon, in spite of the fact that just the fact of saying that William Shatner is 80 years old makes ME feel all that much older.

Then again, I'm hardly as awesome as he.

But hey, who is?

I feel that the best way to celebrate this great humanitarian's birthday is to celebrate not only his most celebrated role, but also to do it in a way that is memorable, entertaining and very musical. And British.

Celebrate with me. Celebrate the man. Dropkick the wall.



Happy birthday, Shat-Man.

Dope out.

- TGWD