they're saying that the ugly shit below are cosby-esque. "A little crazy...but cool, too." (that is a quote, I didn't make that up).
fuck that noise. THESE are cosby sweaters. they incorporate the rules.
5 requirements to be a cosby sweater
1. bright colors (preferablly orange, yellow, and blue)
2. textured fabrics (wool or cotton as a base with at least 1/4 inch coming up off of the sweater)
3. at least 3 squiggly lines
4. convey some sort of emotion (happiness, content, bewildered)
5. I can't think of another, so there's only gonna be 4
5. I can't think of another, so there's only gonna be 4
oh and btw, when I was looking up to see if there really were any rules to having a cosby sweater (there weren't), I found this sex definition on urbandictionary.com. stop being into it you perv.
Cosby Sweater
The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry -- or any other 'bright, colorful' breakfast cereals -- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980's sitcom "The Cosby Show."
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