"Halloween II: The Nonsense"

Okay, I like the original Halloween movie as much as anyone out there, and at least Halloween II was a logical continuation, if a bit more ready to show the blood and guts and lessen the scares as compared to its origin.

And it DID have the best ending....



But after watching this, then knowing that after the non-canon Halloween III was Halloween IV, answer me these:

* If Laurie shot Michael in both eyes, wouldn't that not only blind him but also puncture his brain, killing him?

* If he was also burned to a cinder after that explosion, where did he get his form and mass in part IV?

* If Doc Loomis was also in that explosion (in fact, the cause of it), how did he get off with just a few scars in IV?

*...so how could either of these characters logically exist for their sequels (outside of studio greed??)?

And what does any of this have to do with Christmas?

Nothing. Unless you happen to like THIS movie.

Dope out.

-TGWD