It's Saturday Morning! Cartoon Time!

Rise and shine, you buncha 40 year-olds-plus! It's Saturday morning and you know what that means!

CARTOONS!

And I don't mean the ones they have on now - no Pokemons or Power Rangers or junk like that. I mean real cartoons - the kind we used to watch in the '70s. You know; comfort cartoons. So get a bowl of cereal, curl up in your pajamas and shut out the rest of the world - it's Cartoon Time!

First, we'll start with a classic 'toon that NO ONE remembers. Yes, it's time for "The Adventures of Muhammad Ali". Yes, you heard me - voiced by The Greatest himself.



Now let's change the channel and watch....let's see...oh! "Sabrina The Teenage Witch" is on! Oh, I love that one! And no, Melissa Joan Hart wasn't even BORN then.



Ah good, it's Time for Timer.



Some live action shows to clean the palate...OOH! "Jason of Star Command" This rocks!



I almost forgot "The Monster Squad" was on....



"Groovie Goolies" Everybody shout! Come on now, sing out!



Ahh..."The Krofft Supershow". Kaptain Kool and the Kongs were really...uh...kooky (Plus, I had a huge-time crush on Superchick).



A little "Schoolhouse Rock" to get our education quotient in...unpack your adjectives!



And it wraps up with the news...KID'S style, 'natch.



Well, that's enough for this morning; the Pro Bowler's Tour will be on next anyhow. Never fear, though - I'll find some more next Saturday for you. You're welcome.

Dope out. And don't hog all the Cocoa Puffs.