Happy Father's Day, All You Daddy-O's!

Since Moms had their day a month or so back, I guess it's only fair that Dads get their day in the sun, even though it's one of those holidays that really get the short shrift.

I mean, let's face it, guys; women give birth, make the important decisions, manage the money, maintain a workable home environment and make sure the kids wear clean underwear in case they're ever in an accident.

What do we do?  Mow the yard and watch professional wrestling in our BVDs.

...or was that just MY Dad?

Anyway, at least Dads the world over get a day to shine, for the kids to scrape something together at the last minute and say, "hey Dad; here ya go." - not like they had a whole year to prepare since the last one or anything...yeah, remember last year, when you got a $10 gift card to Arby's and a tie with a hula girl on it?

But lest we forget, there ARE worse examples of Dads out there:

You could be Randy Quaid trying to get your son to eat whatever kind of meat you have in your refrigerator at the time...

You could be Billy Crystal AND Robin Williams pulling every Laurel and Hardy stunt in the book trying to reconnect with a teenage son that might be one of theirs.  Maybe.

Or you could be Ted Danson.

Twice.























Anyways, have a great day, Dads of all ages, braces and types, and I would have given you a video like every other holiday but...uh...the stores were all closed when I went out to find one for you.  Yesterday.  Maybe next year, huh?

Dope out.

- TGWD