20 Cool Things About Bruce Willis

1. Never has to worry about how to wear his hair.

2. If you ever want to have someone run around and shoot a gun while barefoot, he's your man.

3. He's a terrific parent...just don't let him name your kids.

4. The New Jersey Hall Of Fame has never had another inductee that was his own best musical accompaniment.

5. The best spokesman the Republican party ever had.

6. When a bunch of directors cast him more than once in their movies, you know the guy's gotta have something.

7. Demi Moore, guys.  Come on.  Demi Moore.

8. He kicked Snape's butt.

9. Named Hailey, Idaho's Outstanding Citizen several years running.

10. The only man who could possibly sub for David Letterman on his talk show.  ...except for Larry "Bud" Melman.

11. You get the feeling he could ad-lib his way out of anything.

12. Not many other big-name action stars could do a raccoon's voice.

13. Brings the art of being a smart-aleck to a higher level than most; just ask Cybill Shepherd.

14. In 2001, Bruce said he would no longer make any more violent action movies...but he got over it.

15. I have the sneaking suspicion he packs heat wherever he goes.

16. Never worked with Pauly Shore. Never will.

17. He's the Third Greatest Action Hero ever...only because he doesn't have the heart to off Stallone and Schwarzenegger.

18. Anyone whose band needs a harmonica player in a hurry already has him on speed-dial.

19. Babies never had a better voice.

20. He can mix a mean Cosmopolitan.

Dope out.

- TGWD