(Wo)man Candy #4: Lizzy Caplan

Lizzy playing Casey Klein in the short lived TV series "Party Down"

Is there something about a girl who's sarcastic, charming, cute, sexy when she wants to be, talented and sometimes even doe-eyed that is just so addicting? Along with Mila Kunis (who is also going to be on my list), Kat Dennings (who I've blogged a lot about), and a few other ladies who fit the above criteria, Lizzy Caplan has it down pat to a point where I really feel it's a PART of her, and not just in the characters she plays.

Lizzy playing Janice Ian in Mean Girls

You know Lizzy. First introduced to us as the sarcastically maybe-sorta-kinda-til-the-end-of-the-movie lesbian that looked a hot mess but was totally awesome and your best friend, Janm in the ever so popular, "Mean Girls"? Yes, her. The girl who blows up in "Cloverfield"? Yep, that's the girl. The V taking druggie who stole Jason's heart in "True Blood"? YUP! I knew you would get it sooner or later.

Lizzy Caplan is a heart warmer. Someone that intrigues you and would seem like such a down ass chick to hang with that you envy not being in the same limelight as her to be the one she calls up to say, "Wanna go get an In-N-Out burger?" Or some homegirl stuff like that.

She's gorgeous.

She's charming.

She's talented.

And she's entertaining and a joy to see.

Lizzy, my dear. You have earned this position as my (Wo)man Candy. Bask in the ambiance.

(Wo)man Candy #3: Santigold

Santigold is fucking hot. Shaddap to those who object. Cuz she really is fucking hot. FUCKING HOT.

Not to mention that she makes sickular music. I've listened to all her shit. And if I hadn't, someone point me to the direction, because I am all ears. Like, for some reason, when I listen to her recent hit, "Your Voice," I picture myself getting high and sitting in a field of grass and flowers with my buds, cuz they'd be high too, and we'll be rambling about sweet mothereffing nothings. I mean we do that already, but adding on to the fact that we will be high as kites, its awesome.

Not to mention, again, that she's from Brooklyn. Where I am born and raised, my suckas.

Santigold, you have my heart, my love.

(Wo)man Candy #2: Megan Fox

"Who's your first (Wo)man Candy, Cee Frizzle?"

I speak about Katy Perry all the time of every second of everyday, so you already know she holds numero unooo.

So yes, I went there and I am not hitting reverse. There is a (Wo)man Candy edition, because I have to show love to females! And no these aren't females that I am in love with because I am no lesbo or bi or experimental individual, but these are females that I admire and look out for (in the media, that is).

So, Megan. Megan to the Fox. Which she is. Its funny, I never really liked her. See, the thing with Megan is that she looks like she was born a porn star. She just oozes sex(y). And I was reading an interview where she says that men find it sexy when she's eating chicken. And its not even her trying to be sexy--she's just muchin' on chicken. Which is fun. To be seen as the hottest girl in the US while eating chicken, and she doesn't even mean to be. But once you look, she's really gorgeous--cuz most porn stars are so fake and icky . . . I wouldn't want to touch one. Or even get close to one--with these icy blue eyes and this gorgeous jet black hair. Plus hot bod. And another thing, her attitude is bad ass. She takes shit from No One. Absolutely no one. I enjoy reading her takes on certain things. Entertainment in a few words max. Great stuff.

Soooo Megan you are #2. You may be Maxim's #1 hottest girl, but in my book, you're only number 2 . . .

TIDBIT: Movie Casting Alert; They're making a Lara Croft origins film from when she's younger and guess who might be the winner of this role? That porn star beauty above.