Top 10 Ways To Wreck Your Hair

1. OVER-PROCESSING / CHEMICALS (DYES & RELAXERS)

I stopped this four years ago. Huzzah.

2. TOO MUCH HEAT

Stopped a good four months ago, but I used to flat iron the front of my hair to create bangs. And that shizzot now has the front of my hair as straight as heteros.

3. NOT MOISTURIZING ENOUGH

Still working on this. I moisturize with Infusium 23 Moistur(isme). I LOVE IT!

4. NOT CLEANSING PROPERLY

Working on this, too . . .

5. SCISSOR-HAPPY STYLISTS

I don't go to a salon. I should start, but I haven't been to a salon since four years ago.

6. NOT TAKING CARE OF YOUR ENDS

I'm doing OK with my ends . . . ::looks around::

7. TOO MUCH COMBING & BRUSHING

HA! I don't comb as much! I do it every 3-4 days! I'm a huge fan of the co-wash and go.

8. TOO TIGHT PONYTAILS, BRAIDS, etc.

Haven't done ponytails in a while and I haven't worn braids since the cavemen days.

9. SLEEPING ON COTTON PILLOWCASES

Does anyone know where I can purchase satin pillowcases? Cuz my closet is stacked with the cotton kind . . .

10. IGNORING YOUR SCALP

Gotta oil that crap up like the Tin Man.

Anything you realized that you are doing to wreck your hair?

TOP 10 Reasons Why Beyonce's "Ego" video FAILS.

1. Its boring.

2. She flips her hair way too much for no reason

3. It resembles the concept for 'Single Ladies.'

4. The dance moves were way too stiff and intricate.

5. THERE ARE DANCE MOVES! I just love this song so much, and I didn't think it needed to be a dance video.

6. Her 'I can sing it with piano' is my favorite part, so I was expecting her to halt the dancing (its the least she could have done) and just sing it operatically. Nope.

7. I couldn't really focus on the song, cuz I was looking at the dancing.

8. The dancing wasn't that great. Just a lot of POPPING.

9. She was trying to be sexy. That is understood, because I think the song has a sexy edge to it! But . . . Beyonce has lost her sexiness in my opinion. I just see her as a person that dances, sings and (tries) to act. She's not sexy to me. Maybe if she didn't pop and pump and jiggle her body so much, it could have, might have been sexy. But we know Bee. She likes to be perfect. I'm telling you, she's trying to take over the world.

AND THE 10th REASON WHY I DIDN'T LIKE IT??!

10. She looked like either Lil' Kim in some parts or a tranny in most. Sorry. She did.



TIDBIT: When is she reuniting with Destiny's Child? Because seriously, I'm about to drop Bee from my MP3. Officially. And I might not put her back until I hear Kelly and Michelle right there with her.