Goodbye Texas -- And Take Oklahoma With Ya!

Douche bags like Gov. Rick Perry of Texas pretty much deserve what they are asking for. Perry brazonly spoke of his state seceding from the union during National Teabagger Day a couple of weeks ago, but all the sudden when the pig flu shows up on his state's doorstep, he gets on his knees and begs for the federal government's help -- how ironic! What's the term... all hat and no cattle?

Anyhow, if you need help packing your bags, Texas, just ask...